with freshly painted yellow fingernails, i am typing to you, people of the world! on my keyboard quicker than i have ever typed before... i type in haste not because i am in a hurry and have some important business to attend to (really i am a lady of leisure until someone offers me an excellent job) but because i just cant stop!! i've heard people say that red things go fast... well baby! have you ever tried yellow?!

what is next i hear you whisper?

i whisper back : wedding dresses

good bye sunday hello monday

i am pretty certain willis has been reading my diary. he looked at me today and i could see my secrets in his eyes.

thought of you when i found this... (you know who you are)

then i got a little bit excited, so i found some more

BAM!