Thursday, August 25, 2011

if you dont want to spoil your dessert

hello there wednesday august 24, how nice it is to see you. today you bring me sunshine and in return i cement your existence in writing for future generations of avid blogsters. as i get out of bed this morning after an over enthusiastic early night i feel a little bit of excitment brewing in my cardiac muscle. today i am too busy for breakfast. i'm a woman who can spare no time for such mundane doings. my love bug and i must venture out into the horrid rumble of peak hour traffic and find our way to the tea tree gully tafe. hair and makeup is an exciting adventure, especially when (unlike a good storm) you arrive un prepared. not to worry, im pretty nifty at winging it. i may or may not have broken a law or two driving to the photo shoot location. (if there are any police officers, or just someone who enjoys a good citizen arrest reading, i think i will emphasise that i did not break any laws.) however i may have told the photographer from the eastern courier magazine the wrong location and freaked out a little once i realised and then couldn't get hold of him/her.(him, but i didn't know that at the time.) so we have arrived at the secret rendezvous. dressed and bulldog clipped the models in place. taken a few snaps. and called it a wrap.

i would like to thank the people who made this all possible.
willis(dog)
sally(mum)
john(daddy)
sue(cheer squad)
polly(photographer)
greg/george/can't remember his name(chased by wild geese photographer)
sophie(groom)
emily(bride)
sir unicorn(unicorn)
hair and make up ladies(hair and make up ladies)
wednesday august 24(the exact day)
me(pretty snazzy)

i would also like to thank the people who did not do anything at all, as they didn't even know it was happening!
everyone else(you)

if you are comming to the parade and don't want to spoil the surprise close your eyes now otherwise keep them open. if you kinda wanna see but kinda don't then just close one eye.
















Saturday, August 6, 2011

the photo issue

i read an interesting article yesterday in my fortysecond addition of frankie magazine (frankie.com.au) called decision time - when it's hard to commit to dessert, let alone a life plan. if i had to give a title to my life it would have to read. decision time - run! run and hide!

i generally struggle when it comes to choice. i am continually weighing up the pros and cons even when it's between iced coffee or hot coffee. (a regular decision at tafe these days.) it puzzles me how other people can jump right in and know what they want! making the wrong choice is my specialty and it makes me mad! i get the hot coffee and realise it's watery and i hate it and WHY DID I GET IT! libby, i say, don't let me get this one again, it's no good. In the frankie article, rowena grant-frost says she wishes she had a waitperson for life, someone who forces her to choose in every situation. well no need, just get your self an elizabeth, or a storm, or an eve or a kelly. they are people who can remember all the things you don't like and warn you just before you make your choice!

i have had to make a lot of choices lately when no one has been around to yell STOP! you don't like that! when i'm alone i pretend i'm someone else. that usually does the trick! it is best to pick someone you like, someone you know, and someone who knows what they like. i tend to go for tv characters. perhaps bones, she always knows what is best, plus she is very logical.

i went to spotlight on friday. i went in for a ball of yarn. lime green in fact. so yes, my collection now includes lime green yarn. i left spotlight with, yarn, pins, magnetic pin holder, new bobbins, two tape measures, and fat crochet hooks.

now i have to create the idea behind my photo shoot. what to do what to do!! at first i didn't want it on the beach! now i don't know, i have found some nice photos and they are on the beach! or should i have it in a studio with a stark white backdrop with perhaps a string of mistletoe hanging from the roof. i found good photos of that too. or should i find a cool fish tank with some amazing coloured fish swimming around and have it in front of that! or is there another brilliant idea floating around out there that i have not yet thought of? today i am at home with only willis for company. if we had it his way i imagine the photo shoot would either be at a turkey neck factory or a gay dog bar. no, i have to decide this one on my own. me. or maybe i'll let xena decide. she generally gets it right. especially when gabrielle is around.










Tuesday, August 2, 2011

complete guide to needlecraft

a very big day was today

*saw super man
*saw a pirate
*fell in love
*arrived at tafe
*adopted a photographer
*selected a few models
*fell out of love
*solved the drink bottle mystery
*did some successful sewing
*made a plan to finish some garments tomorrow
*baked a quiche

i should talk about what is in my collection but i dont want to spoil the surprise!

a hint or two for you





Friday, July 29, 2011

ITTY BITTY, KIND AND PRETTY, THE CAT'S MEOW - IT'S HELLO KITTY!

i don't want to play any more! i'm going inside!

i've tried sewing, glueing (or is it gluing...) ironing, snipping, pleading! and nothing!! i can't get it perfect and i don't know what to do! Once i have worked out this portion of my collection then everything else after that is a cinch! (i hope) but i just can't get it! and what if i never get it! what if i'm trapped in this box of 'nothing is working!'  that i have models walking down the catwalk naked! i am at ease to know that at least the models will wear nice necklaces. i have carried out a few necklace tests. abracadabra!





Wednesday, July 13, 2011

A little bit on the bright side

for one week now, i have been moving from one soft surface to another trying to recover from getting my nose broken back to normal by a certified "bone breaker and put back together" man. in that time i've been worried about falling behind with my work and every now and then have decided to go into to tafe only to find my mum restraining me and roping me down! well that may be a slight lie but i really want to do some work!!! friday is approaching very slowly (my nose cast comes off on friday) and the only thing i have to look forward to is harry potter on the weekend! i haven't left my home in a week and i'm not even certain there's still a world left out there.

dear shoe maker elves, do you have any contacts in the fashion and sewing industry who could sneak into tafe during the night and sew up my garments? it would be much appreciated and i promise when i am better i will make it up to them!

at least today i have enough energy to sit at my computer and send away my fabric design to be printed. how exciting. my very own fabric. i don't know why i haven't printed fabric sooner. it's so much fun.

hrmm...what picture to post... it's a toss up between a picture of me after the operation or... one of my ancestors riding a pony...

Monday, July 11, 2011

the little girl with a curl

there was a little girl who had a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead;
when she was good, she was very, very good
and when she was bad she was horrid













Wednesday, June 29, 2011

how observant you are

dear mr postman, i would like to thank you for taking note of the increase in packages i have been receiving in the last couple of weeks. it takes a keen eye and sharp motor cycle skills to be a truly great postman. and i think you take the cake.