Wednesday, June 29, 2011

how observant you are

dear mr postman, i would like to thank you for taking note of the increase in packages i have been receiving in the last couple of weeks. it takes a keen eye and sharp motor cycle skills to be a truly great postman. and i think you take the cake.


Monday, June 20, 2011

glitter glitter glitter glitter foot

  handy hints for foot glittering

 1. always glitter with a friend or spouse.
 2. keep leg elevated at all times to prevent glitter spillage.
 3. glitter in a non carpeted area, preferably in the bathroom. not your bedroom.
 4. use kid friendly glue, incase you kid (or dog) tries to befriend it.
 5. practice hopping before hand.






Saturday, June 11, 2011

what's the number for 911?

ok so we may have an emergency on our hands! no one panic just yet as i am still taking my temperature and i have a cupcake band-aid on the ready! However, this is how it all started... monday, i was happy! i was sewing to my hearts content! tuesday, i was proud! i managed to go to lonsdale and buy my fabric all by myself! wednesday i was relieved, i woke up and realised that i still had two days sewing at tafe! thursday, is when it started! i was feeling a mixture of gladness! and sadness! at the SAME TIME!... no way you say? ... WAY! friday, i didn't get to go to tafe. saturday, is the weekend! (BOO!) sunday, is the weekend too!! ( and there is no bones on this sunday night and no zumba!) and i think you all know what monday is!!! A GOD DAMN PUBLIC HOLIDAY!!

i have thus concluded that i have a terrible disease and these long weekend hating ramblings are the first sign of what is to come! or... i like going to... TAFE!! DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNN!

band-aid courtesy of Grace V

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

miss money penny

i have been spending a lot of dosh today. $170 on neoprene and $220 on chandelier crystals. lucky for me i have a money tree gowing in my back garden... oh wait! no i dont...

this morning willis and i met elizabeth at dk fabrics. a very interesting zip was purchased and you will never guess who served us! julie anne drews. a...mazing. elizabeth was a little star struck but i kept my cool.